romeo: hey i just met you.
romeo: and this is crazy.
romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
romeo: so marry me maybe.
Real talk though.
(Expectation)
Me: Babe, what would you do if you saw a guy flirt with me?
Him: I'd hold you close and kiss you in front of him.
(Reality)
Me: Babe, what would you do if you saw a guy flirt with me?
Him: I'D BEAT HIS FUCKING ASS.
